A shoe is an item of footwear intended to protect and comfort the human foot while doing various activities.
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In the United States and Canada, a cookie is a small, flat, baked treat, usually containing fat, flour, eggs and sugar.
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Basketball is a team sport, the objective being to shoot a ball through a basket horizontally positioned to score points while following a set of rules.
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Pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various toppings.
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A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.
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Rubik's Cube is a 3-D mechanical puzzle invented in 1974 by Hungarian sculptor and professor of architecture Ernő Rubik.
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F (named ef /ˈɛf/, as a verb spelled eff) is the sixth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
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Lego (trademarked in capitals as LEGO) is a popular line of construction toys manufactured by the Lego Group, a privately held company based in Billund, Denmark.
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A video game is an electronic game that involves human interaction with a user interface to generate visual feedback on a video device.
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Newgrounds is an American entertainment and social media website and company. Founded on July 6, 1995 by Tom Fulp, the site primarily hosts Adobe Flash animations and games, but also features a music-oriented page, along with an art portal.
A computer is a general purpose device which can be programmed to carry out a finite set of arithmetic or logical operations.
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A smiley, smiley face, or happy face, :) or :D is a stylized representation of a smiling humanoid face, commonly occurring in popular culture.
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An eraser (US and Canada) or rubber (elsewhere) is an article of stationery that is used for removing pencil markings.
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Canada is a North American country consisting of ten provinces and three territories.
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A game controller is a device used with games or entertainment systems to provide input to a video game, typically to control an object or character in the game.
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Bowling is a sport in which players attempt to score points by rolling a bowling ball along a flat surface, usually a wooden or other synthetic surface, either into pins or to get close to a target ball.
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Television (TV) is a telecommunication medium for transmitting and receiving moving images that can be monochrome (black-and-white) or colored, with or without accompanying sound.
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A football helmet is a protective device used primarily in American football and Canadian football. It consists of a hard plastic top with thick padding on the inside, a face mask made of one or more rubber coated metal bars, and a chinstrap.
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Box (plural boxes) describes a variety of containers and receptacles for permanent use as storage, or for temporary use often for transporting contents.
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Dangerous Dave is a 1988 computer game by John Romero.
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The dumbbell, a type of free weight, is a piece of equipment used in weight training.
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X is the twenty-fourth letter in the ISO basic Latin alphabet.
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The incandescent light bulb, incandescent lamp or incandescent light globe is an electric light which produces light with a filament wire heated to a high temperature by an electric current through it, until it glows.
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A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits.
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Banana is the common name for herbaceous plants of the genus Musa and for the fruit they produce. The Moon is the only natural satellite of the Earth, and the fifth largest satellite in the Solar System. Banana Moon is a 1971 studio album by Daevid Allen.
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Goggles or safety glasses are forms of protective eyewear that usually enclose or protect the area surrounding the eye in order to prevent particulates, water or chemicals from striking the eyes.
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Coffee is a brewed beverage with a strong flavor prepared from the roasted seeds of the coffea plant.
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An arrow is a graphical symbol such as → or â†, used to point or indicate direction, being in its simplest form a line segment with a triangle affixed to one end, and in more complex forms a representation of an actual arrow (e.g. âžµ U+27B5).
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A sandwich is a food item, typically consisting of two or more slices of bread with one or more fillings between them, or one slice of bread with a topping or toppings, commonly called an open sandwich.
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Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from ground dry roasted peanuts, popular in North America, Netherlands, United Kingdom, and parts of Asia, particularly the Philippines and Indonesia.
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Money is any object or record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts in a given socio-economic context or country.
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Music is an art form whose medium is sound and silence.
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Shopping bags are medium sized bags, typically around 10-20 litres (2.5 to 5 gallons) in volume (though much larger versions exist, especially for non-grocery shopping), that are often used by grocery shoppers to carry home their purchases.
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A soft drink (also called pop, soda, coke, soda pop, fizzy drink, tonic, mineral or carbonated beverage) is a beverage that typically contains water (often, but not always carbonated water), a sweetener, and a flavoring agent.
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A hat is a head covering. It can be worn for protection against the elements, for ceremonial or religious reasons, for safety, or as a fashion accessory.
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Speech is the vocalized form of human communication. It is based upon the syntactic combination of lexicals and names that are drawn from very large (usually to about 10,000 different gagolizim words) vocabularies.
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A flying disc is a disc-shaped glider that is generally plastic and roughly 20 to 25 cm (7.9 to 9.8 in) in diameter, with a lip.
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Mail, or post, is a system for transporting letters and other tangible objects: written documents, typically enclosed in envelopes, and also small packages are delivered to destinations around the world.
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A pencil is a writing implement or art medium usually constructed of a narrow, solid pigment core inside a protective casing.
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The apple is the pomaceous fruit of the apple tree, species Malus domestica in the rose family (Rosaceae).
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iPod is a line of portable media players created and marketed by Apple Inc..
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Fragaria is a genus of flowering plants in the rose family, Rosaceae, commonly known as strawberries for their edible fruits.
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A clock is an instrument used to indicate, keep, and co-ordinate time.
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Bottled water is drinking water (e.g., well water, distilled water, or spring water) packaged in plastic or glass water bottles.
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Facial tissue and paper handkerchief refers to a class of soft, absorbent, disposable papers that is suitable for use on the face.
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A waste container is a container for temporarily storing refuse and waste.
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A mobile phone (also known as a cellular phone, cell phone and a hand phone) is a device that can make and receive telephone calls over a radio link whilst moving around a wide geographic area.
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Ketchup (also catsup, tomato sauce, or red sauce) is a sweet and tangy food sauce, typically made from tomatoes, vinegar, a sweetener, and assorted seasonings and spices.
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A hamburger (also called a hamburger sandwich, burger or hamburg) is a sandwich consisting of a cooked patty of ground meat usually placed inside a sliced bread roll.
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Cake is a form of bread or bread-like food. In its modern forms, it is typically a sweet baked dessert.
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100 (one hundred) (Roman numeral C, reinforced by Latin centum) is the natural number following 99 and preceding 101.
Patience 10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy 10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Auto-Assault 5 Points
07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call 5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney 5 Points
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber 5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper 5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices 5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape 5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury 5 Points
07 - Get Flame Gun
Fighting Chance 5 Points
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Fish Food 5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Idiot 5 Points
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Lazertagged 5 Points
06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy 5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos 5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up 5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy 5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Soap On A Dope 5 Points
07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love 5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Where To? 5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Acid Bath 10 Points
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Beardy Basher 10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat 10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Blocktorock 10 Points
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Bloody Bobo 10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away 10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers 10 Points
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom 10 Points
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag 10 Points
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Have A Seat 10 Points
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Ironic 10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast 10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Police Patrol 10 Points
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Projectile Power 10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power 10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy 10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reap This 10 Points
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Reaper Runner 10 Points
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Risky 10 Points
05 - Jump off the top rope
Robopopped 10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage 10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Slowpoke 10 Points
04 - Get turned into a snail
Spiffy Supporter 10 Points
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash 10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code 10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time 10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water 10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
Waste Not 10 Points
01 - Throw kid body
A Winner Is Me 25 Points
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Anger Issues 25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum 25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Chair Massacre 25 Points
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Die Dragon Die 25 Points
04 - Kill Aquamentus
Fooled You 25 Points
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
Forklift Foul 25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kong Punt 25 Points
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang 25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack 25 Points
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled 25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed 25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy 25 Points
04 - Get the beef
No Fatty Pop 25 Points
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Skynet Stopper 25 Points
06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power 25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Balloon Master 50 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Barf-O-Rama 50 Points
07 - Kill giant Kirby
Champ 50 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Elderly Execution 50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Extra Abobo 50 Points
06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad 50 Points
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin 50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Mega Master 50 Points
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
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Medal #1 5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
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Welcome back!
Medal #3 10 Points
Reach level 3
Medal _15 10 Points
It takes a lick'n...
Medal/21 10 Points
Eat a pork chop!
Medal #7 5 Points
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _13 5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal _19 5 Points
FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points
Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points
Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #4 10 Points
Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points
Find Alucard.
Medal _16 10 Points
...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points
Get a little head.
Medal/27 10 Points
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points
Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points
Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points
Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points
Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points
Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points
Beat REAL MODE!
Basement 10 Points
kill the first boss
Master of Sins 25 Points
find and kill a miniboss
Cave 50 Points
Kill the second boss
Money well spent 25 Points
buy somethign in the shop
Secret room 50 Points
find it
Channel Flipper 5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator 5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
Proletariat 5 Points
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Unpatriotic 5 Points
Defeat the Patriots.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points
Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points
Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points
Kill the legendary characters.
Travisty 5 Points
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points
Defeat the NG Folks.
Charlie Buchanan, BAMF 10 Points
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Acidic 5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst 5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic 5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Electric Boogaloo 5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting 5 Points
Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost 5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First 5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh 5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death 5 Points
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! 5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target 5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac 5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Throw Like a Girl 5 Points
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Prohibition 10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher 10 Points
Crush all castles
Golden God 25 Points
Get gold medals on all castles.
Secret Medal ????? Points
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Death From Above 5 Points
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Secret Medal ????? Points
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START IT UP 5 Points
Start a new game.
WHAT IS THIS FOR? 5 Points
You ticket to medals!
ZOOM 5 Points
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
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ALL DONE 5 Points
Get everything!
BUY SOME SWAG 5 Points
Man this would look nice on your wall!
FOLLOW ME 5 Points
Thanks!
NEWGROUNDS 5 Points
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
NEWGROUNDS.COM 5 Points
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
STUFF 5 Points
other stuff...
rat 5 Points
catch a rat
SuperPig 5 Points
SuperPig
10000m 10 Points
10.000 m achieved
20000m 25 Points
20.000 m achieved
Freedom! 50 Points
30.000 m achieved
The Moon 100 Points
The Moon is the Limit
The Space 100 Points
reach 40.000 m
Head Examination 5 Points
Kill a bouncing head
Catatonic 5 Points
Pause the game with P or Esc
Corporate Conspiracy 5 Points
Visit Newgrounds
Stalker 5 Points
View the credits
Paranoid Delusion 10 Points
Stab out the eyes
Self Loathing 25 Points
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Murderer 50 Points
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
